360 BI’m sure you’ve heard about this by now. Mr. $360 Billion. If you don’t know the man that almost became the richest person ever, please allow me to fill you in. Charles Ray Fuller (likely “Ray-Ray” to his friends) was just your every day average 21 year old kid. He had dreams of starting his own record company, making it big, designing his own clothing line and surely a friendly feud with P-Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Combs or whatever he is.

So where did he go wrong? Well he didn’t have any money to start his company. So he did what any self-respecting earn your own way entrepreneur type would do, and stole from his girlfriend’s mom. Ray-Ray filled out the check in what he thought was appropriate funds to start the company. $360 Billion. Thats $360,000,000,000.00! Let’s compare that to other things in the billions:

  • Ray-Ray’s check was for $360 Billion

  • Wal-Mart is worth $220 Billion

  • The economic stimulus package cost $168 Billion

  • Warren Buffet is worth $62 Billion

  • Bill Gates is worth $58 Billion

This guy could have bought off Gates, Buffet, and Wal-Mart with enough left over to still make the top 5 richest in the world. As with any Weaky, we must decide what idiot move Ray-Ray made actually gets him the Weaky.

I think he could get the Weaky for the general ignorance required to mis-understand how much $360 Billion really is. We have the fact that he thought there might be $360 Billion in his girlfriend’s mom’s checking account. He’s pretty stupid to think his shorty’s mom wouldn’t figure out who took the check since it was made out to “Fulla Comp and Entertainment”. His last name is Fuller. I’ve decided he should get the Weaky because its damn retarded to think any bank (The Fed included) could cash a check for $360 Billion.

He might be retarded though, check out his picture.

ray ray

Related posts:

  1. Weaky Awards
  2. Weaky Awards #1
  3. Weaky Awards #2
  4. Weakonomics Profile: The Real Slim
  5. Weaky #6: Wiggum or Cioffi?

Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.

Liked this post? Hated this post? Hate me? Email me and let me know: Philip@weakonomics.com